No money, No honey~

Bah!!!

Went swimming over at Y's place. I swam 6 laps and a few more across the pool. I was really tired after like 4 laps. I'm weak =(

We saw this lady at the club hse, sittin there with a few others, and Y commented that "her tummy is bigger than her boobs" and of course that made me laugh. *cheap thrill* Then while we were in the pool chattin, we saw her walk pass and Y, yet again said "Maybe she is pregnant". And i took it as a joke tho she was "90% serious" and laughed, but my nose was so close to the water that I end up sniffing in the water and choking on it. pain~

Oh yes, Y and I came up with the best pick up line ever.
I promise u, it will work better than " do u know that u have a mole exactly where Marilyn Monroe has!" *roll eyes* yea.. that one didn't work at all.

so here it is,
"Hey baby, would u allow me to fuck up ur fucked up mind?"


Disclaimer : This pick up line will only work for atypical girls with fucked up brains frm useless assholes-of-an-ex.

I love my huh...

I'm going for a walk-in interview at a hotel tmr, or rather today. So wish me luck!

I was chatting with babe and I was tellin him about guys in friendster who msg me. And he was saying it simply because I am "gorgeous" ( pls note that I am quoting him. I do not think I am gorgeous) and I said "but I am gorgeous since birth and they only started messaging me this year". lolz... and his response was "shameless".
aiyo.. ppl should know by now that I am shameless.

Hurricane - Something Corporate
You don't do it on purpose
But you make me shake
Now I count the hours 'til you wake
With your babies breath
Breathe symphonies
Come on sweet catastrophe

I love these lyrics, so beautiful.. I seriously think talented guys that can sing or play some musical instruments are darn sexy.

I was just reading the newspaper about the "kissing case" in KL

The couple was caught kissing in a park and besing sue for that.

"According the couple's lawyer, they were just sitting on the grass while she played her violin and he read a letter that she had written to him. As he put his arm ard her, two City Hall officials came up and allegedly demanded a bribe. The couple refused to pay. Both officials are now facing corruption charges. "There are hundreds of such cases, but we don't hear of them because people tend to just pay the compound". The compound is usually only RM30 to RM100.

"Shows of affection by holding hands, hugging and kissing do not threaten our society, though some may find them inappropriate" said Bar Council president Yeo Yang Poh.

The Chinese-based opposition DAP youth wing says the ruling also means subjecting non-Muslims to Islamic Standards.

"Its an open avenue for the creeping Islamisation to become the galloping Islamisation of Malaysia"

These may be Islamic values, he said, but all Malaysia should accept Muslim norms of public morality because Islam is the official religion of the country."

I'm so glad I didn't grow up in that kind of country. I'm a fan of PDA^^